Funny Would You Rather Questions for Teens

Example questions

1. Would you rather Have your laugh sound like a squeaky door or Have your sneeze sound like a tiny trumpet?
2. Would you rather Only be able to whisper in group chats or Only be able to yell when ordering food?
3. Would you rather Trip every time someone says your name or Do finger guns every time you agree?
4. Would you rather Wear socks that are always slightly wet or Wear shoes that squeak on every step?
5. Would you rather Have autocorrect rewrite every text dramatically or Have your phone read every notification out loud?
6. Would you rather Only eat cereal with a fork or Only eat soup with chopsticks?
7. Would you rather Every selfie has one random thumbs-up in the background or Every video you take starts with you coughing?
8. Would you rather Have a theme song play when you enter class or Have a laugh track play whenever you make a joke?
9. Would you rather Only be able to walk in slow motion or Only be able to sit down dramatically?
10. Would you rather Have hair that changes color with your mood or Have shoes that light up when you lie?
11. Would you rather Accidentally call every teacher 'coach' or Accidentally call every coach 'bestie'?
12. Would you rather Have to wink after every sentence or Have to clap once before answering questions?
13. Would you rather Your backpack randomly plays elevator music or Your locker opens with a dramatic drumroll?
14. Would you rather Eat pizza with a spoon forever or Eat ice cream with a straw forever?
15. Would you rather Only be able to text in movie quotes or Only be able to reply with song titles?
16. Would you rather Have your alarm be your own voice yelling or Have your ringtone be your worst voice crack?
17. Would you rather Every chair makes a tiny fart noise when you sit or Every door squeaks only when you open it?
18. Would you rather Have a pet rock that follows you somehow or Have a plant that judges your outfits?
19. Would you rather Only use a calculator that roasts you or Only use a pencil that squeaks while writing?
20. Would you rather Have your lunch bag announce the menu or Have your backpack sigh every time you pick it up?
21. Would you rather Only be able to dance like a robot or Only be able to run like you're in a music video?
22. Would you rather Have every snack taste like mint or Have every drink taste like cereal milk?
23. Would you rather Your shadow does random dance moves or Your reflection gives you thumbs-up?
24. Would you rather Always have confetti in your pockets or Always have glitter stuck to one shoe?